Chinese

Here doggy..doggy..come here. I've got mum-mum for you

Come here..just let me hold you. You are soooooo sweet.

Sweet enough for me to take a bite

Yum~yum~ dog meat. People said it's very good for male.

Well, don't blame me. Afterall, I am a chinese and there is a joke that says "If Adam and Eve would have been Chinese, we would still be in Paradise. They would have eaten the Python instead of the Apple".