Once upon a time in Hantu Land, there lives a Little Meow among all the Hantu.
All Hantu in the Hantu Land took great care of this Little Meow. Always feeding him with nasty food, giving him horrible toys to play with and nasty surprises. In Hantu Land, everything nasty is good.
One day, a few of the Hantu decided to have a meet up.
Thus the Little Meow thought it would be totally evil to prepare some Poison Pulut to feed the Hantus. In Hantu Land, a successful poisoning is the Highest Honor of all. Same like getting straight A in examinations.
A few days day before the meet up, the Little Meow start work to prepare the poison. He went to the Market Place the sell poison and got the ingredients for the Poison Pulut Recipe.
The Poison Pulut needs a lot of ingredients and take quite a long time to prepare.
The night before, he soaked the Pulut with filtered water from Mount SYABAS.
Then he proceed to karate chop the Chicken meat in to bite size and marinated them with the evil dark and light soya sauce.
Very early next morning the rest if the ingredients like dried scallop, dried oyster, dried shrimp and dried mushroom were washed and soak for awhile. Then mushrooms were cut into thin slices for he didn't want the Hantus to choke on the big mushrooms.
When the ingredients were ready, this Little Meow faced with a great problem. He was not tall enough nor was he allowed to use the stove to cook the Poisoned Pulut. He had to ask his Evil Pontianak for help.
After a lot of grumbling and noises, the Evil Pontianak finally helped the Little Meow.
The Pontianak then proceed to fry the shrimps, the oyster,the scallop and the mushroom and put them aside.
Then she toss the marinated chicken meat into the Wok for awhile and take them out again.
Finally she pour in the pulut. And it's time to cast the spell...a dash of salt, a round of dark soya sauce, two spoons of five spice powder and a lot of the secret ingredient...Oyster Sauce.
Stir Stir Stir *mumbling spell* till the poison made the Pulut turn brownish. Then, in goes the shrimps, oyster, scallop, mushroom and chicken meat.
Stir stir some more ..Must have everything even else the Poison Pult will not turn out well.
When everything was even and brown, the evil Pontianak scoop out the Poison Pulut out and put it into the evil poison container . The Poison Pulut have to be steamed for about 45minutes to an hour or else the poison won't work properly.
Have to scoop the Poisoned Pulut carefully into the container. Must not waste.
Muhahaha....Poisoned Pulut is ready. Surely all the hantu will pengsan after eating the pulut. Who wants some of this Poisoned Pulut? Only Hantu needs to apply.