1) Credit Cards? I am still too young to apply for credit card la. Call me back in twenty years la.
2) Insurance? I have too many insurance policies already lah.
3) Telco promotion? I don't need this LifeStyle and that lifestyle la. Midnight liao you still wanna send me promotional message ah?
4) Hypermarkets offers for the weekend? You know what time it is or not now? 5 a.m. you expect me to go to your Hypermarket ah? You are not even open yet la. So ..don't you dare to send me anymore sms regarding your hypermarket offers at such ungodly hour.
Blah...blah..blah...one little Baa Baa Black Sheep..two Little Baa Baa Black Sheep.